RPG 2.1.18 Kyle Maclachlan was on holiday

Author: jes_lawson

Date: July 14, 2015

by jes_lawson
7-14-15
ZZZ...what? Oh yeah! "Meanwhile!"
Ugh! Why didn't that stupid knight see I'd passed out from heatstroke? This Ranger hoodie is not designed for deserts!
O.K. Lucky I had a healing potion. Now I need to walk without rhythm, so I won't attract the worm.
I wish I was Christopher Walken right now. I could fly out of here on wires, and be sticking an arrow in that armour plated moron. And look awesome doing it!