RPG 2.1.20 - The Prancing Pony was never like this.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: September 23, 2015

by jes_lawson
9-23-15
Frank the duck and the Wizard have been released from gaol, and have gone to the tavern.
Well Wiz, you're buying. My usual, please.
Barkeep! Six flagons of ale, six of mead and a pack of elf scratchings!
Because that's the first thing you do after getting out. Get drunk, then start a fight.
Wot you lookin' at?
See that wizard over there? He called you a poof.
Uhh...not that I would know...
Revenge is a drink that is best served at room temperature. And that's just for teleporting me into the fucking tree, magic-boy!
OW! AAGH! Not the thumbs! I need those to do wizard stuff!