Gryffindor haven't been hired by Russia.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 20, 2017

by jes_lawson
2-20-17
Right Harry, take this polyjuice potion and transform into Steve Bannon. We're going to spy on Tr*mp
But Professor McGonagle! You can transform into a cat, why don't you just do that and sneak around the Oval Office?
Harry, everyone knows cats are devious shits who would slit your throat for their own temporary gain. I'd get asked to make policy.
But nobody ever notices...
The elephant in the room!