Episode VII

Author: jestercomics

Date: July 23, 2002

by jestercomics
7-23-02
The REAL reason Tristan goes to the Fat Man's house...
I'm telling you... the Sweet -Tarts would have worked if you had properly lubricated them! blah blah blah...
Oh god.. here he goes again..Gonna tell me something stupid will be fun...
...so Arn and I were tripping one night.. and then the aliens landed...blah blah blah...
Every time he does this my brain secretes a chemical called Bullshitophrene... I swear there's enough in my head to get high off of...
...And after the one girl went downstairs, she told her friend to come upstairs, and hey.. she wanted sex.. what was I to do? blah blah blah...
Wait a minute....! This explains EVERYTHING!