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How to spot a woman who likes women
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| I don't really like penises. Think it's a side effect of being from Canada. | |
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| Damn! I need pussy! It's been so long! Grr! Worship me! I'm cute! | |
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How to spot a woman worth sleeping with
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| I've had 11 years of gymnastics and have no gag reflex. | |
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| You'd be amazed what I can do with a loofa and some duct tape. | |
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How not to get laid by anyone worth sleeping with
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| Hey... wanna be in a porno? | |
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| I'm a lesbian with a six-inch clit. And i'm an expert leg-humper! | |
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