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by jezabel666
10-07-01
Somewhere in Maura's Nightmares...
I want to hack your firewall and upload my hard disk!
I want to remove your case and poke my skrewdriver around inside of you!
heh heh...
Whats wrong, Maura? You don't look like you feel well.
Time to lay off the cybersex...

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
The not too distant future...
Finally!!! All those annoying people are dead!!! The world is mine! No one is around to interrupt my peaceful reading!
now where are my glasses... *crunch*

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
It's just a joke... dont hurt me.
Can I help you?
Hello Sir or Madam, I am going door to door to spread the word of God. Please take this pamphlet!
God is a Bitch!
Yikes! Sorry to bother you then! Have a nice day!
Ever since God did that interview on Yo! MTV Raps my job has NOT been easy.

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
...what have we done.

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
...and then he zippered his pants and left.
does that make me a bad person?
...yes.

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
egads! they ARE all in their underwear.
!

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
Hi there, I'm here for the porn film auditions.
GREAT!!! You're just perfect for the role! You're hired! Oh, here comes your co-star now!
Hey pretty lady!
..oh dear god...

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
The fate of your puny planet and its puny people lies in your hands! Now show me your boobies or Earth goes!
C'mon give me your sex!
...thats it, i quite.
!
So, they gave me $100 to not set fire to the directors hair and Tentacle Steve only got to second base. So i'd say it wasnt a complete waste of time.

 

by jezabel666
10-07-01
over 2 years later and he isnt out of my head or my heart and i still weep the loss of him
that fucker.

 

by jezabel666
10-14-01
Stabbing Westward
Underworld
ah... home sweet home.
Daft Punk
Oi! Weather didn't call for rain today! Punk's not dead!
blimey... isn't she daft.

 

by jezabel666
10-14-01
Ok... YOU guess these ones!
have you lost weight?
Should we go easy on em, Sis?
...ah hell.
We'll kick your ass!
Comics make us mean!

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