Born to Rawk 11

Author: jguitarj

Date: October 3, 2003

by jguitarj
10-03-03
Since I've been on the Atkin's Diet, I eat a strict diet of only chicken three times a day. In the course of the day, I equal eating a whole chicken. I do this 7 days a week..thats 7 whole chickens..
.....roughly 30 chickens a month, 365 chickens a year, 658 lbs of white meat and 619 lbs of dark meat, I have to incubate 30 cartons of eggs to produce that many chickens a year....
....Geez I love Chicken...
Clinical studies have proven that "obsession to math" is an unhealthy disorder induced by protein diets.......should be enough to deter you from doing it...... This message is brought to you by PETA