problem: boredom / solution: stupidity by jhon2-10-01 hey, little purple kid, i'm going to kill myself unless you convince me otherwise. bitch, i'll do it!
someone save me from the boredom by jhon2-10-01 a science convention fellow evil scientists, behold... still..... a science convention i have successfully fucked with one of tv's celebrities! what'chou talkin' 'bout, motha fucka?
sexual disturbances by jhon2-10-01 after waking up from a drunken slumber .... why do i feel like i just had sex?
if i were a vegetable, i'd be a carrot by jhon2-10-01 after smoking the most insane pot... god damnit.... when will this pot kick in? one hour later... ... i'm waiting..... another hour later... jesus CHRIST, that's DISGUSTING!!!
jesus! by jhon2-11-01 ...he hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks, 'can you put me up for the night?' get it?
britney spears = whore by jhon2-11-01 hi, my name is britney spears. some people say i'm a slut, but i'm not. definately not. see anything your trunk might like, big boy?
mtv sucks by jhon2-11-01 damnit. i win a 'make a fly robot' kit off of trl for recognizing christina's buttcheeks... ... and the fucker doesn't even work. i followed every instruction. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?!?!? OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!
teeny bopping jesus by jhon2-13-01 ok, dad, i'm sorry; n*sync's music does sound the same the same as the backstreet boys'. fair enough.
the idiot's guide to e-mail by jhon2-13-01 1. read all the ones from strangers with risque addresses (ex: tasha@ass-worshipping-rim-jobers.com). hmm... an e-mail with a link to '18/f/shaved/tight/38d pics' from a complete stranger.... you've got mail! 2. always click the links. sure, why not! 3. be suprised by the 30+ pop-ups. AGH! A BARRAGE OF POP UPS!