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by jhon
2-10-01
hey, little purple kid, i'm going to kill myself unless you convince me otherwise.
bitch, i'll do it!

 

by jhon
2-10-01
a science convention
fellow evil scientists, behold...
still..... a science convention
i have successfully fucked with one of tv's celebrities!
what'chou talkin' 'bout, motha fucka?

 

by jhon
2-10-01
after waking up from a drunken slumber
.... why do i feel like i just had sex?

 

by jhon
2-10-01
after smoking the most insane pot...
god damnit.... when will this pot kick in?
one hour later...
... i'm waiting.....
another hour later...
jesus CHRIST, that's DISGUSTING!!!

 

by jhon
2-11-01
...he hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks, 'can you put me up for the night?'
get it?

 

by jhon
2-11-01
hi, my name is britney spears. some people say i'm a slut, but i'm not. definately not.
see anything your trunk might like, big boy?

 

by jhon
2-11-01
damnit. i win a 'make a fly robot' kit off of trl for recognizing christina's buttcheeks...
... and the fucker doesn't even work. i followed every instruction.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?!?!?
OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!

 

by jhon
2-13-01
ok, dad, i'm sorry; n*sync's music does sound the same the same as the backstreet boys'.
fair enough.

 

by jhon
2-13-01
1. read all the ones from strangers with risque addresses (ex: tasha@ass-worshipping-rim-jobers.com).
hmm... an e-mail with a link to '18/f/shaved/tight/38d pics' from a complete stranger....
you've got mail!
2. always click the links.
sure, why not!
3. be suprised by the 30+ pop-ups.
AGH! A BARRAGE OF POP UPS!

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