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by jhpphantom
10-22-03
The Beginning of the Problem
Hey Mike, I'm going to go make copies of our office hours.
Sure thing Joe
Coping the Posters
Mike and I are on the ball as lab Assistants this year!
The Mistake is Revealed
WHO COPIED THIS POSTER ON YELLOW PAPER???
Whoops, forget Dr. Lee was Asian-American.

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe, Emmy, and Andrew in the apartment
I am not engaged and will not be getting engaged!
Emmy, will you marry me?
The Stage is Set
Okay. It'll be a short marriage but I will do it. The shortest celebrity marriage lasted two hours.
Ours will last longer than that. You'll at least milk the honeymoon out of me, right? I mean it is two weeks in Rome.
Joe should have never left himself open for a comeback line from Andrew!
Rome? OF COURSE I'll go on the honeymoon!
Rome, I'd marry you for a trip to Rome!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
The Beginning of the Problem
Hey Mike, I'm going to go make copies of our office hours.
Sure thing Joe!
Copying the Posters
Mike and I are on the ball as lab assistants this year.
The Mistake is Revealed
WHO COPIED THIS POSTER ON YELLOW PAPER???
Whoops, I forgot Dr. Lee is Asian-American

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe, Christina, and Deena spend another afternoon in the Lab
Well, I had a dream about Dr. Thompson last night.
You mean Barty?
One of THOSE dreams was it Deena?
No, nothing like that. He was a patoralist, with a turban!
Did you notice how he kept saying my name today in class?
Maybe he had a dream about you too!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Sharing my New Comic Passion
Hey Dr. C, I'm making comic strips now about funny things that happen in my life.
That's cool. Maybe you should print them out for the next newsletter.
Maybe I will. That would be great. You better watch yourself or you might end up in a strip yourself. If you do, I wonder what character I should make you.
How about a duck? Is there a duck?
The new Dr. C
A duck, eh? Well, here you go!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
A Trip to Dr. C's Office
Dr. C?
Joe is still Knocking
....come...*cough*....in
Dr. C? Are you in there Dr. C?
Maybe he should learn to keep his mouth shut
I said you could come in. *cough* Must by this laryngitis.
Oh, sorry. Now I feel bad for making you come out. Maybe you should speak louder next time!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe, Christina, and Deena spend another afternoon in the Lab
Well, I had a dream about Dr. Thompson last night.
You mean Barty?
One of THOSE dreams was it Deena?
No, nothing like that. He was a pastoralist with a turban!
Did you notice how he kept saying my name today in class?
Maybe he had a dream about you too.

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Entertaining Dr. H during Office Hours
Hey Dr. H you need to check out this website I found, ratemyprofessors.com
Give me just a minute and we'll check it out.
Hey, these comments are pretty accurate. I know these people and some of these comments are right on!
I told you that you'd like it!
Wait a minute! I'm not rated as HOT! Will you vote me as being hot?
You can vote for yourself too, you know?

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Dr. Thompson arrives at class
Look at that! The closet is locked again!
I'm going to have to call security. I told them to have this closet unlocked.
Is this the end of the problems between Dr. Thompson and Security?
I'm sorry. We will have this closet open for you from now on.
Make sure that you do! I get here five minutes early to set things up so I do not lose class time. If it's not open, I lose ten minutes of lecture time!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Jebeziah, Joe's Roommate Goes to Visit Dr. C
Good Morning Dr. C!
*cough cough*
What?
*cough cough*
What? What did you say?
*cough cough*

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe goes to Whine to Dr. H
So yeah, we have to read this book about "The Forest People" for Anthro
Oh, yes. Turnbull's book.
You know Turnbull?
Of course. I AM an educated woman!
Dr. Green enters to add his two cents...
Well, she has a DEGREE....
Grr......

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe, Jebeziah and the gang are in Dr. Snyder's Cognition Class learning about Classical Conditioning...
And that is how children are able to condition themselves to "love" their caregivers.
Hmm...that's interesting. I'll have to keep thinking about that one.
In a similar fashion....let's look at it in another way. Sex feels GOOD!
Uh oh, I wonder what Joe is thinking?
Thus, individuals have sex, they feel good, and condition themselves to believe they love the individual they had sex with! I'm telling you, this is important life information that you need to know!
She did NOT just say that!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe and Devon (formerly Deena) are walking outside Dr. H's Office
We need to go get some chocolate from Hebby.
Yeah we do.
The Truth is Revealed
Hebby??? Did you just call me Hebby?
Umm...yeah, that's what we call you.
Maybe Joe Really Should Be Careful With What He Says...
Yep, Chappy and Hebby.
Oh no! I have these memories of my grandmother calling me that! She was the only person that ever called me Hebby! I can't believe you guys call me that!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Dr. Thompson enters class at 8:55
What? The closet is locked again? I'm SICK of this!!! Guess I have to go call Security again!
9:05
Well, if they don't come soon I might as well just send you all home! It takes time to set it up and by that point there is no point in my lecturing!
Dr. Thompson tells Security Like it Is
I'm sorry. "THE BOSS" said that you had to be present for me to unlock the room.
THIS HAS HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES! EVERY DAY I GO THROUGH THIS! Tell "The Boss" to give the secretary a key! It's a waste of my and my students time to wait for you!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Security is Waiting in Dr. Thompson's Room at 8:55
Well, Dr. Thompson said he was always five minutes early! He's not here!
8:56
"The Boss" said a faculty member has to be present for me to unlock the door. Oh well, I'm going back to the Office.
8:57
The closet isn't unlocked again? What? You mean Security was here and just left? Oh man, now I have to call them and wait for them again...This has got to end soon!

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe, Devon and Nick are in a group
We answered the questions, right?
Yeah, I think so...
The Group continues to talk about themselves rather than Anthro
So, what are you guys doing this weekend?
Working, going to the gym, you know the usual.
Busted.....Or Not?
So Joe, which is better, Hunter Gatherer socities or our own?
Uh...I don't think we can say either is better...they are both just different...we would say ours is better...and they might say theirs is better, it's about perspective.

 

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
The Closet Saga Comes to an End
Have you all noticed that the closet has been unlocked for the past few weeks?
The Revelation
I had a talk with Andrea Chapeldelaine and ever since then, it's been unlocked. I don't know why.
The Reason (Given by Joe to Nick)
Maybe because she's the DEAN?
Yeah, probably.

 

by jhpphantom
10-23-03
Joe and Jebeziah are in their room, where Jebeziah is begging for a new sprite.
Joe, I don't know why I'm blue. I don't like it.
Aight, Jebeziah, I will find a new character for you.
Maybe Jebeziah shouldn't complain...
How's this?
NOT FUNNY!!!
Joe decides to be nice and give Jebeziah a new sprite. Whatever will happen next?
Here you go roomie, the new you!
Much better...

 

by jhpphantom
10-23-03
Jebeziah is revealing an interesting encounter he had with one of Joe's Labbies
I ran into one of your labbies today.
Did you hurt her?
Very funny. She saw me and was like "Hi, Joe." I told her that I wasn't Joe, I was Jebeziah and that Joe was my roommate.
That's pretty funny.
The Twins?
She then looked at me and said, "That's really weird, you two look a LOT alike."
You've got to be kidding....

 

by jhpphantom
10-23-03
Joe, Nels, and Matt At a Concert
Hey Kid, you got your tickets?
For What?
Matt is Worried!
Joe, make him stop!
Why, what's he going to do?
Joe Wishes He Had Taken Matt's Advice
For the GUN SHOW!!!
Oh brother!

 

by jhpphantom
10-23-03
Joe, Matt and Nels grabbing drinks outside Walmart after the concert
Nels Baby, that gun show routine is so lame. When are you ever going to stop doing it?
Well, you might think that one was lame, but this one is even better...
Please, No. You can't be doing what I think you're going to do. Joe, this one is even worse than the last one!!!
Hey Kid, do they sell mice in Walmart?
Yeah, why?
Cause the Pythons are hungry!!!

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