You Never Know In The Apartment...

Author: jhpphantom

Date: October 22, 2003

by jhpphantom
10-22-03
Joe, Emmy, and Andrew in the apartment
I am not engaged and will not be getting engaged!
Emmy, will you marry me?
The Stage is Set
Okay. It'll be a short marriage but I will do it. The shortest celebrity marriage lasted two hours.
Ours will last longer than that. You'll at least milk the honeymoon out of me, right? I mean it is two weeks in Rome.
Joe should have never left himself open for a comeback line from Andrew!
Rome? OF COURSE I'll go on the honeymoon!
Rome, I'd marry you for a trip to Rome!