alex goes to see the psychaiatrist

Author: jimmy_the_flid

Date: January 7, 2004

by jimmy_the_flid
1-07-04
So professor, will you be my new father figure?
Did your dad ever hurt you before he died?
No but he once asked a butler to raise his voice and ask me sternly to stop shaging my 5ft fluffy pikachu.
Mmmmm, i see, wer you hurt when your father and mother died horribley?
only by the prefects as my anus wasnt loose enough for them but now its a loose as a potato sack
that's good would you care to show me?