The unsunburned atheist

Author: joft

Date: May 14, 2001

by joft
5-14-01
I am an atheistic anarchist who believes humans evolved from monkeys.
huh?... This is my native land, the tribe's chief outlawed anarchy a year ago because you people were roaming around eating from our garbage cans
I am here in the woods to climb trees and eat poisonous plants in an attempt to evolve into a more complex being
there's a spider on your head
I can kill you because you're weaker than me
Didn't you learn anything about spiders from playing Duke Nukem 2?