The NEW Adventures of Satan

Author: johnnymac84

Date: August 22, 2003

by johnnymac84
8-22-03
Hey Satan. Sorry to hear you've had such a rough time getting souls. You can buy mine.
I already have yours, Wanker
Really? When did you get it?
When you were three years old
*sniff* I miss my childhood.
For a vial of crack and some candy flavored condoms, as I recall.