The NEW Adventures of Satan

Author: johnnymac84

Date: August 31, 2003

by johnnymac84
8-31-03
TV sucks in hell.
Hey, did you see the MTV video awards?
No, my crappy DirecTV here in hell only gets the Lifetime network.
Oh, well you missed it. Maddona and Britney Spears made out!
Really? That sounds hot.
It was. So what have you been watching?
I watched a movie where Rue McClanahan kissed Gavin McCloud. I masterbated twice.