The NEW Adventures of Satan

Author: johnnymac84

Date: September 2, 2003

by johnnymac84
9-02-03
First Guest Celebrity episode!
Excuse me, my good man, could you show the way to my dressing room. I'm a big star, you know...
No you're not. You are a D-list star. You were the best we could get on short notice.
Sir, I'll have you know that I got top billing in a major motion picture recently!
Yeah, so did Justin Guarini. Who cares?
You wound me, sir.
Sorry to hear that. You're bunking with Bob Denver. Don't touch his blunts. It makes him cranky.