The NEW Adventures of Satan

Author: johnnymac84

Date: September 3, 2003

by johnnymac84
9-03-03
Hey Sam. I hear you've been watching a lot of TV lately.
Yes, I have. Not much else to do here.
Well that's not why you're in hell. You need to suffer some...
Trust me, 8 weeks of nothing but Lifetime and PAX is suffering.
That's not enough. I need you to judge a talent contest.
Wow, I guess they weren't kidding in church when they said I wouldn't like it here!