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Author: johnnymac84

Date: October 14, 2003

by johnnymac84
10-14-03
Umm, hello. My name is Mr. Horn... uuum, I mean Mr. Horse. I'd like to audition to be the host of your new talent show for the WB.
Aren't you that porno horse from the internet?
Yes! I am! But I am trying to leave that all behind me! There's more to me than an enormous cock! I want to grow as a talent! Why can't you recognize that?
Because we can't show your horse weiner on television. Could you have at least worn some pants?
Oh crap. I forgot about that. Give me a sec, I'll run over to The Gap!