Mr. Horny Horse

Author: johnnymac84

Date: October 20, 2003

by johnnymac84
10-20-03
Mr. Horny Horse, I know that I invited you here tonight, but it wasn't for meaningless sex.
That's good, because I am trying to set my life straight. I want to get away from all that horrible cheap sex.
I am leaving my husband. I'm in love with you.
What! That's horrible! What makes you think that you love me? One or two casual encounters?
Actually, it was more like 91 casual encounters.
Damn! That many? How in the hell do I do it?