Opening in theaters near you...

Author: johnroth

Date: December 14, 2002

by johnroth
12-14-02
Arrr...
Hey pirate! Whats up!
Me mother just died....
Uh... didn't your mother die like 80 years ago?
ARRR!! DEM SOME PRETTY BIG WORDS FER A MAN THAT JUST LET MR. FIX-IT RAVAGE HIM!
I fucking hate you sometimes, I'm going to go masturbate and stare at boobs with the cop.