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| Oh god, I hate my life. I've been working here for 80 years and I'm still only making 1.50 an hour... | |
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| My fucking wife left me yesterday, and all my kids died in a horrible car accident last Tuesday! And I got evicted seven minutes ago! | |
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| And the doctor just called 2 seconds ago and told me I have contracted a fatal form of lung cancer from smoking since I was 3 and a half! | |
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