Man, this sucks.

Author: jonjonoj

Date: September 25, 2001

by jonjonoj
9-25-01
Dammit! I'm so depressed, I think I should kill myself!
Hey mister, why are you holding a knife.
Well, my wife just left me because I had an affair with this girl she knew in high school who rigged the science fair who also happens to be linked to a Russian undercover agency spying on the US
You think you've got problems? I can't move my body, I just stand here in every fucking comic expressing my emotions on a screen for all to see.
You're also nailed to a cross.
Go to hell.