The problem with America

Author: jordanthx138

Date: September 15, 2006

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
an alien stumbles across a stray arm.
oh shit...man...shit! they gonna think I did this shit! damn, just cause someone has a green tint to them, it MUST mean theyre a criminal! wtf america!?
hello, mr. bobby!
'scuse me, govna! have you got the..AEEOWWWWW!! IM DYING!
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE RA.PED TODAY! *KILL!*
am i dying?
GREAT! EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I DID THIS! HONESTLY, JUST BECAUSE A MAN WEARS A HOOD AND CARRIES A SCYTHE.....*SIGH* I am so not cleaning this shit up.