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by josaline
2-02-03
Stuck in a fun house...
Don't you hate it?
Hate what?
Being stuck in this fun house, alone with no one else to talk to but yourself in a mirror?
You're asking me? I'm your reflection.
I MADE IT OUT
Don't remind me. Bah.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
He needed to be cheered up...
I've now lost my dignity too.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
What do you want?
I wish I was Louis XIV's chair. That chair was the luckiest chair ever to exist.
What do you really want?
Legs

 

by josaline
2-02-03
We can't work, you were never animated enough for me.
We're cartoons, you stupid piece of crap.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Don't you think it's weird?
you still not realizing I'm a chicken? yes.
They've started to send our mentally deficient and criminally insane into space.
That must be where they sent Jack

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Next
Oh it's you
...10 minutes later
Thanks, I was starting to think he didn't like me because I didn't have one
yeah, it's difficult for most of you to see what we have to do everyday to make you fit those stools

 

by josaline
2-02-03
It's the start of my design to ruthlessly dominate the world

 

by josaline
2-02-03
One hallucinatory experiment later...
I think we should learn something from this
like what?
fish!

 

by josaline
2-02-03
The stages of videogame withdrawal
I tried to tell him

 

by josaline
2-02-03
I can't believe you
You knew robots could rust

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Thanks for coming to visit, grampa
....the choice wasn't really mine
there was some kind of an "accident" at the home
I knew I inherited my evil tendencies from mom's side of the family
Your mother always was somewhat of a disappointment

 

by josaline
2-02-03
bye
we've been waiting, where were you?
yoga class ran late

 

by josaline
2-02-03
I got a date!
I wonder if she likes the flea market... What do you think, Langston?
Idiot

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Well?
I'm a GOAT!

 

by josaline
2-02-03
life
I'll stick to naive idealism

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Bill considers the evils of the world
Bill thinks of the options
Apathy

 

by josaline
2-02-03
I really thought the scientists were going to stop before THIS happened.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Ok, I don't want to hear any more stories, I think I'll go to bed now.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Bathroom?
I knew this would happen...stupid Japanese teacher

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Butch
Andy...and Randy
too much learning.
we're stuck in the third frame though

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Kill me, now.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
You should stop
I know
You ask a lot from me
I'm hypnotized by the repetition
Hey, Frame 4, Let's get him

 

by josaline
2-02-03
He needs a lobotomy
They're making more Rob Schneider movies
You mean you didn't LOVE the Animal?

 

by josaline
2-02-03
Wally, Langston's in shock
I've always hated him...and now that I mention it, I hate you too.

 

by josaline
2-02-03
what is this all leading to?
too bad we don't have another frame so I could tell you

 

by josaline
2-02-03
`
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` see I told you I could read your thoughts

 

by josaline
2-03-03
3 left turns later...
...shit
?
I MEANT the McDonald's on Neptune AVENUE

 

by josaline
2-03-03
what?
....hello!
you're a chess board, asshole

 

by josaline
2-03-03
I'm not dumb
you sure?

 

by josaline
2-03-03
heard anything interesting going on in the news lately?
nope
what did you say?
nope

 

by josaline
2-03-03
I'm sorry...
I didn't mean to...
I don't understand why you're thinking about this
uummmm
NO! WHY are you THINKING?? YOU are a FISH!

 

by josaline
2-04-03
the amount of pain you put the ordinary person through in one day is mind boggling, i dont know how any one who knows you remains emotionally intact
I know, it's a terrible thing, I should just fall off the face of the earth
yeah
where is the face part again?

 

by josaline
2-04-03
Frank is only Frank...
so, what are my alternatives again?
for the eleventh time, and I don't have all day to repeat myself! you can go back as a bird or spend eternity being chased by a ravenous dog
But Frank seems to have a way with words
I thought I had 9 lives though
don't try that one again, you did that to me last time, I think we're on life 17 now! I made sure to double check my record book this time
...especially when death is in the form of an easily manipulated and easily frustrated acne-ridden teen boy
...exactly how ravenous do you mean when you say 'ravenous'?
I GIVE UP!!! Let the new guy deal with Frank this time!!

 

by josaline
2-04-03
I feel a little out of place
don't
why? I'm supposed to be afraid of water...believe it or not, Jack, but I AM a cat
just don't
you're such a stupid duck, Jack, I don't know why I'm friends with you
I'm going to hit you with a shovel if you don't stop talking

 

by josaline
2-04-03
you like water, right?
sure
why don't I go draw a bath for you and when you get out...
...yes?
you can stay all wet while we practice plugging and unplugging the christmas lights
fuck you

 

by josaline
2-04-03
One little eensy-weensy trip down the block...
you've done it this time
done what? I think we could learn a lot from this adventure, don't you think? I mean just think about what this means...modern space travel has a WHOLE NEW meaning!
I would hit you but my shovel is still on EARTH and if I move I'll FLOAT AWAY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

 

by josaline
2-04-03
Who would have thought...
I'd like to hear some worthless junk
The integral of u dv = uv - the integral of v du.
Frank asks around...
What were all those 'geniuses' smoking when they came up with these bogus mathematical theories?
uummmm maybe paprica?
Frank's theory: Fermat, Newton, Einstein...maybe very high concentrations of oxygen were in the air back in those days
I guess we'll never know
your stupidity increases ten-fold every hour

 

by josaline
2-04-03
I finally remembered what I did two days ago...
oh yeah?
Don't use your shampoo for a while...actually...maybe you should get a new bottle and throw that one in the bathroom away
You make my life HELL!
A few days later...
my fur is kind of itchy....it has been for the past couple of days...what do you think it could be?
been in the bathroom lately?...hehehe

 

by josaline
2-05-03
It's around this time of year...
when every person in the world is nice to their neighbor
I, on the other hand, like to go against the grain...

 

by josaline
2-07-03
as much of a historical spectacle this is, it sucks aesthetically
you don't always have to make fun of me :-(
what on earth are you talking about?
you, and the way you always make fun of me
fuck you
oohh dear

 

by josaline
2-07-03
wanna get married?
no
why not?
because
because why?
we're water droplets, you moron!

 

by josaline
2-07-03
After a few years apart...
you look funny
I can't quite put my finger on it
maybe it's because WE DON'T HAVE FINGERS

 

by josaline
2-08-03
After an amazing story...
oh my god! that was an amazing story, fantabulous! spectacular! I've never heard anything more incredible
really?
is it all true? I mean, is everything true about the girl surviving, being rescued, even after that horrible catastrophe?? I can't imagine surviving all that...was she really rescued like that?
nope
....was she really rescued at all?
HAHA! wouldn't you like to know! (what does he know? haha, stupid cat, the girl died, of course, moron, I REALLY OUGHTA HIT HIM WITH MY SHOVEL!)

 

by josaline
2-09-03
One day, in heaven...
:::sigh:::
::::SIGHHH::::
Just say it, I know you're dying to, I understand your little obsessions
SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS!!
better now?

 

by josaline
3-24-03
I'm only half-inspired. Damn art.

 

by josaline
3-24-03
I'm lonely.
wish I had a friend.
Stupid genie. I didn't mean Frank.
You were pretty weird back in the alley. Those were fun times. Who knew the old crew would be such a bunch, look, we came out of it with a housecat, a dirty duck, and you...a terrorist. Who knew.

 

by josaline
3-24-03
life is overrated.
drink and sleep as much as possible.
dream it all away.

 

by josaline
4-02-03
He hadn't been completely honest...
after I told her I had some baggage...she kind of freaked out...
yeah?
I can't help it! She was going to find out sooner or later! I'm not ashamed that I wish I was the abominable snowman!
Man, that's not so bad that you...well, what do I know? I'm a coffee-drinking dinosaur.
and then he came clean...
...and I have penis envy.
Oh.

 

by josaline
4-02-03
Okay, just say it, I know you've been dying to all night, tell me I who I remind you of!
A loser in a hawaiian shirt and kilt, a drunken Scot, a pity invite...any of those might work
That's okay! You don't have to say it... Sean Connery!! back when he was "Bond, James Bond", I get it a lot, it's the Irish thing
did he just...he just said 'Irish'... didn't he?

 

by josaline
4-02-03
During storytime...
did you hear about that guy?
what guy?
...right after the beginning...
you didn't hear?
if you're not going to tell me, then don't. I just don't care, I wish you wouldn't make such a big deal. But you're probably making it up, and making a fool out of me, so who cares anymore.
...towards that end-ish part...
no, really. toenail grew in his forehead and everything.
...

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