Fig Newton Hustle

Author: juckamel

Date: January 22, 2006

by juckamel
1-22-06
I finished off the rest of the fig newtons and I have to kill you before you can punish me for it.
You better just go ahead and do it, dude. Cause Ima fuckin' KILL your ass for takin' my fig newtons!
So what'd you do?
It turned out that the "gun" he had was just a fisher-price toy power drill. So I smacked him around a little, then we played "Vacuum the grass"
How do you play that game?
We run a vacuum on really long grass, and push it back ond forth like we're mowing the lawn until the vacuum breaks. Then we go to target and buy a new one. Hey, what's your email address again?