If you really want to catch him...

Author: jverber

Date: January 15, 2003

by jverber
1-15-03
Outsourcing the war on terrorism...
This just in...
The government unleashed a new stage in the war on terrorism today...
as sources leaked information to the MPAA and RIAA revealing Osama bin Laden's involvement in file-sharing...
Damn. And all I wanted was to listen to Moby.
Mr. bin Laden? I'm an attorney for the Recording Industry Association of America, and it has come to our attention that...