K9's World by k9wnolegs3-04-15 What the fuck is on my shoulder? What an asshole! Seriously, there's something on my shoulder! He doesn't even know there's a wild squirrel in his living room. I can see it! Ooh...it's all squishy too! That's why I took a shit on him.
The Gallery by k9wnolegs3-04-15 Wow! I'm so excited! This must be your first exhibition, right?! Are you nervous? How should I introduce you to prospective customers? The "Artiste"? The "Genius"? Hell no...I ain't nervous. You can call me the janitor just like everybody else...I've been cleaning the shit out of this place's toilets for years!
Football Star by k9wnolegs3-04-15 Wow, you've got big muscles! That's not all that's big, pal. Wow...he's got a big house too!
