The origin of Kai - Part 1

Author: kaiwhata

Date: November 16, 2002

by kaiwhata
11-16-02
Once upon a time in a badly drawn fanciful fairyland....
Hey mum can we get a dog?
Don't talk to me dumbass, I'm working!! Grrrrrr
Then...
Dad, can we get a dog?
Well a dog is a big responsibilty, yes even a little dog! Plus you haven't had that much sucess with any of your other pets have you? I mean look what happened to the turtles and the ferret and so on!
Elfie uses his brilliant powers of persuasian...
But.... But.... But..... I'll set mum on you if you say no!!
AHHHHHH!!! NOOOOO!! Fine then, we'll get a dog. And Jamie, lets not tell your mother about this conversation shall we? Oh s*%$ here she comes!! Quick, hide me!!