Illojical....Ilogikal....Ill....Dumb

Author: kaiwhata

Date: December 19, 2002

by kaiwhata
12-19-02
Elfie converses with his mother after a few drinks...
You see mum, according to Einstein's theory of relativity.....
Who the #^#$ are you again?
So If you travel faster than the speed of light for an extended period of time then the time space cont....
How did I get here?? And .....WHERE THE F^$%$& IS MY KITTY DOOR??
A matadoor flys past the window with a satanistic looking dog attatched to his rear.....
You see mum, according to Einstein's theory of relativity.....
See Elmo FLY!! no....wait....thats only MY HUSBAND???