Why You Should Never Borrow Money From A Nutter by kaleton1-09-01 The bunny tries to borrow some cash lend me a fiver hmm... the boy thinks about it oh go on! should i? the boy finally snaps die, mother-bunny-fucker! SHIT!
Let me entertain myself by kaleton1-09-01 my net connection is broken i have no pornography i''m afraid its cruelty to animals time
Who was that masked man? by kaleton1-09-01 Ernest and Fido were just a normal cowboy and his dog Yippy Kie Aay! Woof But whenever a crime was committed... ...they became SuperClown and The Magic Donkey Send in the clowns! Ey-oor Motherbitches!
The Science Fiction fancy dress party by kaleton1-10-01 It was the night of the annual Cartoon Characters' Sci-Fi Fancy Dress Ball I'm a bug from Starship Troopers, what are you supposed to be? EXTERMINATE! You are the worst DALEK I've ever seen. Bastard.
At least the view is good. by kaleton1-10-01 Jesus! zzzzzzzzz Jesus! zzzzzz. what? I can see my house from here!
Gratuitous Sex Scene by kaleton1-10-01 You're a bit of alright. I'd like to see you naked! Ok. wow! I'll just go over here and take my clothes off I've just come in my pants Well, what do you think of these?
Pornography and Cleaning Bills by kaleton1-11-01 What you looking at? Maura sent me a naked photo of herself Can I have a look? I've just cum in my pants