All comics by kandikorn

 

by kandikorn
11-26-05
Herro! Wercome you to Old China Warr King Buffet! How an eggrorr with youl dinnel?
I am a sweet traannssvestite!
You wanting sweet soul chicken? We make flesh evlyday! Hele, I take you to seat now!
'scuse me, miss, could you help me squeeze this lemon over my nipple?
Nipon?

 

by kandikorn
11-26-05
Hey... Psst! You there! Little girl!
Could you scratch just below my knee on the back of my left leg?
Been biting your nails again?

 

by kandikorn
11-26-05
*knock knock*
Mario, I think it's for you!

 

by kandikorn
11-26-05
Ho, ho, ho, there! Where do you think you're going, little one? Don't think you're getting away with not helping me load this shit on the sleigh!
Crap!
Ho, ho, ho! No fuckin' family's killin' Santy in a fit of rage tonight!
Unbeknownst to Santa, he was actually wearing Mrs. Claus' negligee.
Hey, Mrs. Claus! Santa's bullet-proof vest just came in!

 

by kandikorn
11-28-05
What are you doing on the computer this late?
Reading up on tachyons. Did you know that it's possible, according to modern theories, that time does not actually exist? We could return to the Medieval Period!
Wow. I could garrotte you and then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

 

by kandikorn
11-28-05
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.
Okay, I bought it at Hot Topic, but isn't it COOL?

 

by kandikorn
11-28-05
God, I need someone to shave my pussy.
Fifi?

 

by kandikorn
11-28-05
Mighty nice cat you have there.
She's purrsian.
What an awful joke!
Honey, I could say the same thing about your purse!

 

by kandikorn
12-01-05
HELLO! THERE IS A FLY IN MY SOUP! A/S/L WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE I AM 22/M/NC 6'1" 158 POUNDS 8" UNCUT
bzzzzz
YOU WANT MEET ME AT THE GAY PARK? THE LAST TIME I WENT THERE I LOST MY KEYS.
bzzzzz?
NO, THEY WERE IN MY BUTT THE WHOLE TIME!

 

by kandikorn
12-01-05
It's so great to see the masses gather for National AIDS day. I can hardly believe the turnout for the AIDS run!
Just imagine how many people can be helped by this fundraiser!
I must have misunderstood. I thought they said, "AIDS... run!"

 

by kandikorn
12-01-05
Oh, goody! I hope this is the line for the Village People concert!

 

by kandikorn
12-03-05
What the...?
En garde!
Don't come crying to me when we become extinct.
Mmm. Menthol.

 

by kandikorn
12-05-05
So, I flew all the way in from Transylvania, and boy my wings are tired.
Woah. Tough crowd.

 

by kandikorn
12-05-05
I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Hammy and this is my "owner" Joshua.
I'll take the BLT.
As you can see, he has absolutely no tact whatsoever.

 

by kandikorn
12-06-05
Oh, Caesar! I found this box in my attic while I was doing some spring cleaning.
Really? What's in it, Brutus?
Dust!
Achoo, Brute!

 

by kandikorn
12-12-05
I just don't get it.
What's that?
Why do you gay people like being over the top?
Actually, I prefer being under the top.

 

by kandikorn
2-28-06
I'm glad you decided to work here. I think you'll really enjoy the laid-back, but professional environment.
Justin Seagrams, please come to the meeting room. Justin Seagrams to the meeting room, thank you.
Ooh, honey! That's my cue.
I thought you said your name was Gary.
I did, but have you gotten a look at Justin's tight ass, girlfriend?

 

by kandikorn
2-28-06
Mr. Webster, on the accusations of rape and homicide of Mrs. Eileen Thorton, how do you plead?
Not guilty, your honor. I am a homosexual. I have no reason to touch a woman and if it would please the court, I can prove it.
Very well, Mr. Webster, you have the floor.
What's wrong with your office?

 

by kandikorn
8-16-06
HEY GUESS WHAT I WAS IN THE GROCERY STORE TODAY AND THIS GUY WAS TOTALLY CHECKING ME OUT SOMETHING FURIOUS AND I WAS THINKING HEY IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE WHY IS THIS GUY STARING AT ME
MAYBE HE WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKING FACE
YEAH I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN USING MICRODERMABRASION LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH MY SKIN IS DO YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR HARSH PALM ACROSS MY SUPPLE CHEEK
GOD, DO YOU HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL
HEY DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME I ALSO USED IT ON MY ASS

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