Do Not Open Until Xmas

Author: kandikorn

Date: November 26, 2005

by kandikorn
11-26-05
Ho, ho, ho, there! Where do you think you're going, little one? Don't think you're getting away with not helping me load this shit on the sleigh!
Crap!
Ho, ho, ho! No fuckin' family's killin' Santy in a fit of rage tonight!
Unbeknownst to Santa, he was actually wearing Mrs. Claus' negligee.
Hey, Mrs. Claus! Santa's bullet-proof vest just came in!