Happy Birthday to My Older Buddy

Author: kane2742

Date: November 28, 2007

by kane2742
11-28-07
Happy birthday, Mark. How old are you now?
Twenty-one.
No way. You're like 47 or something.
No, it's like a car; after so long, the odometer rolls over.
By that reasoning, some of the sorority girls I know must be virgins again.