I've Seen Too Many Sci-Fi Movies

Author: kane2742

Date: February 19, 2008

by kane2742
2-19-08
I'm your husband from an alternate timeline and I'm here to save you, Jessica. The future of the human race depends on our son.
This is crazy. I don't have a husband. How do you know my name?
That's not all I know. Your birthday's June 29, 1982, your favorite color is dark blue, and The Wizard of Oz makes you cry because you used to watch it with your mom before she died of cancer
Wow. You must be telling the truth.
I love how much you can find out about hot women on Facebook.
I guess we should get working on that son now, huh?