Mom and dad r so proud

Author: kate_faber

Date: October 2, 2003

by kate_faber
10-02-03
Son, I thought I told u to stop using the sign-in DADDYFUCKEDME.
Aww, dad. Ur interrupting my creative process......scientists have finally found a way to cross a human with a horse's a s s. F U C K O F F>. HA! That should do it.
Jeez hun. I see u finally crawled out of the beer bottle u've been hiding in.
Ur looking hot urself. Nice costume.
This is no costume. I'm gonna go dig my grave.
I think I have time for another beer bong b/4 Oprah.