Breaking news

Author: kate_faber

Date: October 2, 2003

by kate_faber
10-02-03
We have breaking news. Jerry what's happening at the scene?
Ma'am, could u tell us what's going on here?
*hiccup*My husband has buried himself alive in the front yard because he could no longer take the embarrassment of our son, fagaroo.
Tragic. Sir how are u doing?
Aww shit! The hole is too shallow. Quick cover my ass b/4 boggy gets any ideas.