Public intoxication

Author: kate_faber

Date: October 15, 2003

by kate_faber
10-15-03
Good afternoon m'aam
*Hiccup* Wazzup copperino?
Have u been drinking today m'aam?
*Hiccup* I've been drinking for the past 9,125 days officer. *belch*
9,125 days m'aam. Why do you drink so much?
I've been drinking since my daughter boggy was born. Aww damn. I've got a fly in my beer. How 'bought a shooter John Law? Tequila off my nipple?