Moving to the Bahamas

Author: kathykoehn

Date: November 5, 2009

by kathykoehn
11-05-09
We're getting reports of e-coli in some of our meat products.
Are you sure?
Yes. We have tested some of the batches and people are dying like flies. Are you going to issue a recall?
Of course not. They're not cooking the meat long enough. And besides, we would lose too much money.
If the word gets out, we could all be in real trouble.
I won't. Today is my last day. I'm moving to the Bahamas.