Golden Parachute

Author: kathykoehn

Date: November 6, 2009

by kathykoehn
11-06-09
Have you heard that I am retiring?
No. What will you do then?
They have elected me Chairman of the Board. I will get all my benefits, too.
I suppose there will be no bonuses for us peons.
Of course not. Only Board members are getting bonuses.
Excuse me while I jump off the building.