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When you try to be yourself...and remember why you hate yourself.
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| You ever noticed how much guys like it when you grab their sack just before they come all over your face? | |
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| Oh God. He's never going to want to see me again. Why can't I ever just chitchat about normal things instead of sex? | |
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| Blowjobs are funny. This one time I was with this girl and... | |
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Luckily he loves the parts you hate.
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| ...and she said (chortle) "It's fine if you want to come there (snicker), but why is it green?" Oh, it was so embarassing! Ha ha haaaa! | |
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