Sad Girl and Angry Man Deal With (Non-Psychotic) Roommates

Author: kattheworld

Date: September 13, 2004

by kattheworld
9-13-04
It's not ALWAYS sex. Sometimes we fight, too.
WHY ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF SWIFFERING THE DAMN TV SCREEN EVERY DAY??
I just live here...
OOH! Oh, honey, YES! I LOVE you!
I just TRY to live here...
And, of course, living together includes the lost art of mooching off your roommates.
Mike! I need a cigarette in here! Just close your eyes when you open the door.
Dude, can I sleep on your basement floor tonight?...No, a little leak is fine. ...Mice? That's fine too.