Opening of an Epic: Sad Girl Decides to Fake Her Own Death

Author: kattheworld

Date: November 29, 2004

by kattheworld
11-29-04
You decided to WHAT?
Fake my own death. I figure that way my books will be more appealing to publishers, since I killed myself because I couldn't get published.
There are so many problems with this idea that I don't know where to start.
What are you talking about? It'll work great! Now I just need you to take a few pictures of me with this rope around my neck.
You want me to go ALONG with this?
Hell, you're going to be my agent in two weeks' time!