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| Fake my own death. I figure that way my books will be more appealing to publishers, since I killed myself because I couldn't get published. | |
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| There are so many problems with this idea that I don't know where to start. | |
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| What are you talking about? It'll work great! Now I just need you to take a few pictures of me with this rope around my neck. | |
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| You want me to go ALONG with this? | |
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| Hell, you're going to be my agent in two weeks' time! | |
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