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| So what's the plan now, O bud of talent? | |
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| Well, now I'm going to publish a book detailing my experiences of having faked my own death in order to publish my fiction. | |
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| At first I imagined it as a beacon unto other unpublished writers, a sort of how-to, but instead I wrote it as a self-glorifying memoir. | |
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| I know! Can you imagine how big my advance will be? | |
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