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| Next, awful stuff for their goody bags: Oats, hay, sugar cubes. And of course disks for installing stupid Microsoft operating systems on Macs. | |
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| And now the coup de grace! I'll make sure all the Republicans get elected! | |
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| That's abominable! And so out of character! Where's the pun in that? | |
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| Oh, there is none. But you've got to admit it will make their lives absolutely miserable. | |
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