Punderdog (2)

Author: kaufman

Date: November 12, 2002

by kaufman
11-12-02
S-A-TUR-DAY NIGHT! S-A-TUR-DAY NIG
... at full volume!
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HT! S-A-TUR-DAY NIGHT! S-A-TUR-DAY
I SAID OLD MAN ROBBINS HAS BARRICADED HIMSELF IN HIS APARTMENT, AND IS PLAYING HIS BAY CITY ROLLERS ALBUMS AT FULL VOLUME.
CHIEF, SEND OVER 100 NIGHT CRAWLERS. I'LL EAT THEM ALL IN 30 SECONDS.
You did it again, Punderdog. The music's stopped. I can hear myself think. How'd you do it?
You need to read your Guinness. I broke the record!