The Unkindest Cut

Author: kaufman

Date: November 26, 2002

by kaufman
11-26-02
I am so lucky! My clone transmogrified into a chessboard. Now I can play on him.
Wait a minute, there are no queens. Coltoon, where are they?
You should have thought about that little detail before you went and had me fixed.
Uh, yeah. And I want my balls back too.
Oops. Hello, Colin!