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| Extra! Extra! Read all about it! American schoolchildren reach new heights of ignorance! 65% think past tense of Zip is Zap! | |
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And just like that, TheBlairZip, er, Zap, finds himself transported back into the Dark Ages. Stranded a millennium in the past.
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| Good thing I didn't go back another 4000 years. I'd hate to have to run a comic contest on cuneiform. | |
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Little chance of return to 2003 until ...
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| I see here lieth yon Olde Science Expoesition. Mightest thou direct me to a Wizard of Temporal Magicks? | |
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| That is I, a man of all ages. But before I return you, you must perform one task. You must save nine damsels in distress. | |
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