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| Extra! Extra! Read all about it! American schoolchildren reach new heights of ignorance! 65% think past tense of Zip is Zap! | |
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And just like that, TheBlairZip, er, Zap, finds himself transported back into the Dark Ages. Stranded a millennium in the past.
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| Good thing I didn't go back another 4000 years. I'd hate to have to run a comic contest on cuneiform. | |
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Little chance of return to 2003 until...
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| I have come to yon Olde Science Expoesition in search of the Span King, a wizard of Temporal Magicks. Knowest thou where I might find him? | |
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| 'Tis I. Thy snappy sans serif font belies thy true home. Performest thou one boon, and I shall return thee to thine future day. | |
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