CC 162: A View to a Bondbarella

Author: kaufman

Date: December 30, 2002

by kaufman
12-30-02
I have you trapped, Mr. Bond. And I'm about to inflict upon you my most notorious machine.
Oh yes, Duran Duran, I've heard about it. A machine that literally fucks the life out of you. Well, I'm not afraid of it. Strap me in!
Hah! I said my most notorious machine. I was referring to my portable CD player.
A CD player? And you expect me to die?
o/` Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...
Why no, Mr Bond, I expect you to sing!
AAAAAACK! The reflex!