Biblio Tech

Author: kaufman

Date: January 5, 2003

by kaufman
1-05-03
One day in the library...
Fool! You filed the books wrong! Nectar Gathering for Dummies goes after Necronomicon.
What's the big deal? People should still be able to find it.
Excuse me, I'm looking for pollen. Do you have any?
mmmmmmmm, lunch!
... And so I invented the Dewey Decimal System, and replaced straight alphabetical filing.
Gee, wow, Uncle Boorite!