Money Shot

Author: kaufman

Date: January 10, 2003

by kaufman
1-10-03
Look at this! They're offering Pornography 101. Screw PoliSci, I'm signing up for that instead.
I wouldn't do that if I were you. I've heard things.
What are you, gay? I'm taking that class, and nothing you say will stop me.
Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
The next day
WELL? How was porn class?
Sucked. Every five minutes she stopped the film and asked for $100 more tuition.